Liger, as in Lion-Tiger

Manny Pacquiao is featured in the April 2010 GQ Magazine titled “The Biggest Little Man In The World.” What is controversial about the article is not Manny himself, or what he said, but rather about the LIGER anecdote Chavit Singson said. To quote GQ:

On the plane, I asked the Governor about Manny. “Girls squeal” in Pacquiao’s presence, he remarked. “Like the sound of a pig being slaughtered!” But after a few minutes he changed the subject. “I have twelve tiger. When I home, I swim with them every day. But now I want to make liger, yes?” The product of a lion and a tiger. “So I bring lion in, and he do this, yes?” The Governor made a fucky-fucky motion with his right index finger and his closed left fist. “And he do, and he do. No liger. And so I make him do, and do some more. And then…acchhhhh!”

The Governor clasped his hands to his heart and rolled his eyes back in their orbits; his lion stud had literally died of a cardiac infarction while being made to copulate for the umpteenth time with one of his tigresses.

“No liger,” the Governor said dejectedly.


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