Where can I order sub-zero watermelons?

I know that its gloomy for the past two days, with scattered rainshowers especially at night, but damn, during noontime when the sun is bursting at its peak, all you wanted to do is eat watery fruits like watermelon. Not just watermelon, but super cold watermelon and when you put it in your mouth, you can feel the cold juice right through your esophagus.

Okay, I’m exagerrating. But you get the drill, right?